The world's first and finest shitting companion. Find clean bathrooms, kill time on the throne, and share your most legendary bathroom stories.
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How we handle your data
CrapAppโข ("we," "us," or "our") operates this web application. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you use CrapApp. By using the app, you agree to the practices described here.
We collect only what we need to operate and improve the app:
We do not sell, rent, or share your personal information with third parties for their marketing purposes. Ever.
The Crap Store contains affiliate links, primarily to Amazon. When you click a product link and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission at no additional cost to you. This helps support the app. All affiliate relationships are disclosed at the point of sale within the app.
CrapAppโข uses your browser's local storage (not traditional cookies) to save your preferences, profile data, and app state between sessions. This data stays on your device and is not transmitted to us. You can clear it at any time through your browser settings or using the "Reset" option within the app.
CrapAppโข may use the following third-party services, each with their own privacy policies:
CrapAppโข is intended for users 13 years of age and older. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe a child has provided us with personal information, please contact us and we will delete it promptly.
Email addresses collected for launch notifications are retained until you unsubscribe or request deletion. To request removal of your data, email us at hello@thecrapapp.app and we will respond within 30 days.
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we do, we'll update the effective date above. Continued use of the app after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated policy.
Questions about this Privacy Policy? Reach us at hello@thecrapapp.app.
The rules of the throne
Welcome to CrapApp. By accessing or using this application, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please do not use the app.
CrapAppโข is a humor-driven bathroom utility and community app. You agree to use it only for lawful purposes and in a manner consistent with these Terms. You must be at least 13 years old to use CrapApp.
CrapAppโข allows users to submit anonymous stories, bathroom ratings, and other content ("User Content"). By submitting content, you:
We reserve the right to remove any User Content at our sole discretion without notice.
You agree not to:
The Crap Store contains affiliate links to third-party retailers including Amazon. CrapAppโข may earn a commission on qualifying purchases. We are not responsible for the products, services, or content of any third-party sites. Your transactions with third-party retailers are solely between you and them.
All original content, design, branding, and code in CrapAppโข is owned by CrapAppโข or its licensors. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without express written permission. The CrapAppโข name, logo, and "We Give A Shitโข" tagline are proprietary to CrapApp.
CrapAppโข is provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not warrant that the app will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses or harmful components. Bathroom ratings and recommendations are user-generated and we make no representations about their accuracy.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, CrapAppโข shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or related to your use of the app โ including but not limited to any bathroom-related decisions made in reliance on app content.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access to CrapAppโข at any time, for any reason, with or without notice. Provisions of these Terms that by their nature should survive termination will do so.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Colorado, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be resolved in the courts located in Colorado.
We may update these Terms from time to time. The effective date at the top of this page will reflect any changes. Continued use of CrapAppโข after changes are posted constitutes your acceptance of the updated Terms.
Questions about these Terms? Contact us at hello@thecrapapp.app.
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