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Crap App™
We Give A Shit™

The world's first and finest shitting companion. Find clean bathrooms, kill time on the throne, and share your most legendary bathroom stories.

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CrapMap
Find rated bathrooms near you. Code Brown button included.
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Throne Room
Curated content for your 5-10 minute sessions.
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Flush & Tell
Anonymous confessions & legendary bathroom stories.
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Crap Store
Premium bidets, merch, and bathroom essentials.
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Play
Urinal Code, Stall Selector & the 1997 classic. Plus your poop personality.
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My Poop Profile
Claim your throne. Earn badges. Get on the leaderboard.

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🕹️ The Urinal Game (1997) ORIGINAL
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